Well is there god or what?
Let me air out my complaints: first putin, I can talk about that guy I assume. If god did exist, he or she would find the closest old piece of furniture, rip one of its legs off with a nice twisting motion to make as many splinters as possible and promptly pass that leg thru putin’s rear end but not all the way thru. putin needs to stay alive for a few months like that. God, you made my dad suffer for 7 long months, thanks for that…asshole… putin? Yeah I wanna see 8 months with a table leg up his ass. So that’s one.
Secondly, I can’t say what I want to say. Fix that. Give us back our rights and our 2nd amendment.
The oligarchs of the world want every thing. Please make them really small and have them all live in a huge desolate island. Small like an amoeba small. They way they can live happy and leave the rest of us alone.
All politicians should taste earwax in their mouth the entire time. No exceptions. It stops when they stop lying.
And if you do really exist, cure all diseases and make our reproductive organs even larger than we through would be good. A couple of inches please. And give all homeless people education, a home, food, shelter and a job. Have them all be the most artistic and revered famous people.
And for James, if he’s reading this… Its just a test dude, obviously god doesn’t exist. If I find your teeth in the gas chamber I’ll carve out your name if I have time before they burn me there too. It’s just a nice thing one does when in a concentration camp. I’m still sleeping in this couch, enjoying life to the fullest in my very own living room. But I hope you do the same for me. Same for you Frank.
I’d fix all those issues if I was a god. But I’m not so I’ll just do as other firewood does. So yeah, thanks god. You’re so smart. Maybe bringin more guys like putin? Is that what gods do? No right? Because there’s no god. God doesn’t work in mysterious ways, he doesn’t exist at all!
Well is there god or what? Let me air out my complaints: first putin, I can talk about that guy I assume. If god did exist, he or she would find the closest old piece of furniture, rip one of its legs off with a nice twisting motion to make as many splinters as possible and promptly pass that leg thru putin’s rear end but not all the way thru. putin needs to stay alive for a few months like that. God, you made my dad suffer for 7 long months, thanks for that…asshole… putin? Yeah I wanna see 8 months with a table leg up his ass. So that’s one.
Secondly, I can’t say what I want to say. Fix that. Give us back our rights and our 2nd amendment.
The oligarchs of the world want every thing. Please make them really small and have them all live in a huge desolate island. Small like an amoeba small. They way they can live happy and leave the rest of us alone.
All politicians should taste earwax in their mouth the entire time. No exceptions. It stops when they stop lying.
And if you do really exist, cure all diseases and make our reproductive organs even larger than we through would be good. A couple of inches please. And give all homeless people education, a home, food, shelter and a job. Have them all be the most artistic and revered famous people.
And for James, if he’s reading this… Its just a test dude, obviously god doesn’t exist. If I find your teeth in the gas chamber I’ll carve out your name if I have time before they burn me there too. It’s just a nice thing one does when in a concentration camp. I’m still sleeping in this couch, enjoying life to the fullest in my very own living room. But I hope you do the same for me. Same for you Frank.
I’d fix all those issues if I was a god. But I’m not so I’ll just do as other firewood does. So yeah, thanks god. You’re so smart. Maybe bringin more guys like putin? Is that what gods do? No right? Because there’s no god. God doesn’t work in mysterious ways, he doesn’t exist at all!