I feel how otters are feeling but I think this is not that otter, I think this is an otter.

I believe it has anti - slip design sir. That’s what it’s for.

Oh totally, that phone is definitely gonna fall into the dirty hole of no return.

From the confort of your own home RV! Random dark brown floater included with every gallon of blue blaster toilet fluid!

Shitting thru the nth dimension!

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Is there any other way? Ah life after kids!

But granny pants!

I need to work harder so maybe I could afford a Nintendo… Lawsuit.

But the toilet has antislip and 300lb limit!

Here is my other favorite:

Well, I almost never do that.

I did.

Something about hydraulics, pneumatics, and the effect of 1ATM over a silly gigantic soda can. That evaporation and out gassing. Can’t leave the liquid exposed to air or it will outgass. Can’t fill the can or empty the can if it’s sealed or it will implode or explode. So they float a cover over the stuff.

Thanks, I thought I was the only one.

Its the angle. They always show it in that angle.

Also he’s 36 probably?

Population decline politicians… Hmm… Maybe boobs should be illegal to see! Yeah!

I wonder what they could do at a desolate island.

Oh no they did-int! C’mon! America is waiting! Take a shot you big Israel or Iran city state or country or guy! Take several shots while you’re at it! We’ll see who’s the boss! I bet they couldn’t even hack all teslas and have them accidentally scrape the median.

And with my cousin Pepe? He really likes secrets.

Taste the new MC Double! With the real crunch of a screw fly larvae cooked to perfection! If it’s not cooked it won’t matter anyway, you won’t care after it eats your brains out.