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  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    5 days ago

    Not in the senator’s case. He was talking about how he drives himself, and doesn’t wear a seatbelt in his jeep in case he gets carjacked because he “doesn’t want to be slowed down.”

    Because we’re all familiar with the scourge of carjackings that became murders when people took the 5 seconds to undo their seatbelts.