I, too, love to drink red wine while watching the iOS homescreen.
Why isn’t she laughing if there’s salad? This picture isn’t realistic at all.
Everything should be undressed in the bath, no?
Not if you’re a never-nude
Obviously I don’t count the smile that is always on me :)
Hot bath, noise cancelling headphones, movie, massive jug of water (hot bath will make you sweaty)… Pretty good way to treat yourself
Undressed salad
Huh?? Undressed?
It’s in a bath. You wouldn’t get in the bath dressed, would you?
It’s not in the bath though, it’sjust above it
no fork visible so I guess they’re just gonna eat it by hand, which in a way makes no dressing kinda make sense
When AI composes imagery.
Is there some kind of benefit to putting rose petals in water, or is it just supposed to look pretty?
I simply don’t get the appeal. Having to clean up/unclog petals from a draining bathtub sounds like it would negate the peaceful, relaxing energy that a bath provides, doesn’t it?
Same question for rose petals in a bed. Peeling squished petals off my skin sounds like an annoying interruption to a sexy/romantic night, not something that adds value. Do people actually do either of these things IRL? Or are they just used to symbolize “romance” in media?
It looks good in pictures. Real humans don’t do that unless copying a picture they saw, and th n they never do it again.
Definitely the symbology aspect, fresh rose petals are inconvenient as hell. I did the bed thing for my girlfriend one year for our anniversary but used fake fabric petals. No sticking, and I saved them for the next occasion. Your points are exactly the reason why I did that.
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Real people have sex on moon rocks.
A lor of places have mesh around the drain that would catch them. The even make plastic things to stick over top for that purpose. I think it’s for image and aroma.
30 seconds in I’d need to sneeze unexpectedly, knock everything over and then sit in a mixture of soapy water, veggies, a broken tablet, spilled wine and blood that squishes out of the cuts caused by the broken glass.
If stuff starts falling, I am saving the wine.
Don’t worry, with those flower stuffs already in the bath, a few slices of cucumber won’t make much of a difference. Bringing a tablet into a bathtub was already a bad idea to begin with, so a submarining android was the expected outcome anyway.
I never have dressing on my salad, I think a lot of people don’t. Salads are healthy, dressings are not.
There are plenty of dressings that aren’t unhealthy: simple vinnaigrettes, ginger dressing, sesame dressing. Homemade dressings without all the sugar and emulsifiers are usually fine.
Dunno about the health part but the taste is fine without dressing as well. Pretty good even. And it’s less effort.
You want the salad to wear clothes in a bath? Are you Mormon?
I guess it’s undressed because you’re suppose to pick at it with your fingers while you’re lounging.
If the bathwater on your fingers isn’t enough, you can always dip each bite before you eat it.
If you’re eating healthy, it makes sense to skip the salad dressing. It’s the lack of utensils that gets me
Salad becomes finger food without the dressing. Did you use utensils to make the salad?
Some societies use their hands to eat all food.
But her hands will get all soapy
And there’s your dressing.
Hmmm cilantro
I honestly hate dressing, I use lemon on my salad and nothing else
I especially like how the tablet is just main menu and cannot be placed horizontally.
why couldn’t you rotate it the thing holding it up is very wide
I think its just a metal bar and wider then the tablet.
To me it looks like an acrylic screen behind the tablet
It is
ah you’re probably right that rose petal on the bottom right made me think it was a white panel but a metal bar makes more sense
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This is an idiotic use of [checks notes] the checks notes gag.
Where are people getting all these notes? I don’t have any notes, and [checks notes] THERE’S NOTHING HERE!
You all laugh at this, but I have done this exact thing.
It may have been Taco Bell instead of a salad sometimes, but… I mean… I do recommend it.
Not the Taco Bell part. The other part.
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I mean, I’m far from the most dextrous human on the planet, but so far I’ve managed to sneeze a piece of wood into oblivion.
If anything I’ve been a lot closer to cracking my skull by being momentarily unable to stand upright in the shower. I guess your mileage may vary.
And a web connected camera in an Apple tablet that is just showing the home screen because that is super interesting as opposed to a book worth reading…
Ah the camera doesn’t matter, nudity can be generated on demand these days. Can’t say I’m a fan of that fact, but it was always inevitable.
