He won’t live that long. If nature doesn’t kill him, his party will.

This is a good thing. Don’t mock people for realizing their party has abandoned them and acting accordingly.

Better late than never, but we need to support this ideal.

Thank you for your service. No sarcasm.

A pedophile president

Why can’t he? Chris Brown did it. He’s famous and popular. People don’t give a shit about the crimes you commit if you’re famous and popular.

Shit, he’s probably up for a Trump cabinet position.

Like the US government, I hope the Russian government goes straight to hell so the Russian people can prosper.

Republicans wouldn’t deport Jesus, they’d crucify him a second time.

I can definitely agree there

So the national guard should be used to make sure farmers get to keep their slave labor?

ICE shouldn’t be doing what they’re doing, but if farmers paid their workers a living wage this wouldn’t be an issue.

My money is on the footage mysteriously disappearing.

Allegedly got a minor earlobe scrape.

Then pay living wages. It’s hard to feel sorry for you when you’re crying about losing your slave labor.