No no. What’s wrong is his position.

You lay flat on your back, arms at your sides, face up.

Then you put your legs behind your neck spread wide apart.

Then they strap you down, so you can’t move, and put the ballgag in.

And THEN you…why are you guys looking at me like that? Does your doctor not do this? Have I been going to the wrong unliscensed discount doctor???

Dammit. This is the ball squeezing tailor situation all over again!!!