Judge Joseph Laplante said he would issue the temporary injunction after agreeing to certify a class-action lawsuit against the administration on behalf of U.S.-born children or future children.
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Inb4 the chucklefucks at the Supreme Court fuck us over once more.
“The founders clearly intended class-action lawsuits such as this to be filed on parchment, since this was filed electronically it is invalid. Electricity didn’t even exist in 1788 when the Constitution was ratified, so any courtroom that uses it is not acting as the Founders intended…”
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis? Ben Franklin “invented” electricity with his kite!
/s
They’ll probably just say that every individual child has to be named, and that children that do not yet exist can’t be plaintiffs in a lawsuit.
The ironic part is that it’s the same kinda argument they used to remove abortion.
This Judge is a SOCIALIST! NOWHERE in the Constitution does it Guarantee CITIZENSHIP! The ONLY Thing is Guarantees is GUNS!
I mean…it’s only just unconstitutional. Clearly. What’s the big deal about Taco just declaring whatever the fuck he wants the rules to be?
