Alt text: Tweet: “I’m sorry it’s called what?”
Then a hyperlink to an article that has the headline, “the ‘eBussy’ is a modular EV with just 20 HP but an astounding 737 ft-lb of torque | Cars”
20 health points? We live in matrix
Grab the door handle too hard and it’s totaled. I’d say my car has maybe 250 health points. That’s even counting the rust and the broken plastic clips!
It’s survived being sideswiped - 150 damage, healed by using aftermarket panels and spray paint. Permanent -5 beauty debuff though.
It does have a curse (weakness to head gasket failure) though. But that hasn’t killed it yet!
Before naming Your product always run it by a group of 15 year old boys, if they giggle, think again.
From what I remember of being 15, it doesn’t exclusively have to be boys. When the phallus was inflating in our biology class video on human sex organs, the person yelling about it blowing up like a balloon certainly wasn’t a boy.
For these purposes, men can also be referred to as “boys” /s
Was it the teacher?
Marketing faux pas or marketing genius? How eBussy changed many young men’s lives
find out how this small but mighty product has snuck into unexplored markets
No time to explain, get in the eBussy
We’re gonna need someone with better photoshop skills than myself.
Get in, loser!
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In other news, I would legit love to drive that car rofl.
All aboard! 📯 📯
if you insist
unzip
That’s really very old. They renamed it XBUS. Which of course has zero sexual connotations.
Just 20 HP? Is the golden armour out yet?
Here’s a recent article, in German, but can be translated to English. I don’t care what it’s called. It looks like a great multipurpose EV camper, hauler, whatever. 15,800-28,800 euros.
https://autonotizen.de/neuigkeiten/ebussy-elektroauto-nutzfahrzeug-camper-van-2021
you can call it “give the driver backshots” I don’t care, that van looks amazing and I want one.
Alas, it appears the company has gone insolvent. If so can we get the ‘blueprints’?
FOSS/H* camper vans, I’m in!
:(
that’s why we can’t have good things
sigh
Unzips
I want to ride it.
Debussy
