


“He’s just zis guy, you know?”
Professional wallflower, inquire for rates.





Don’t have those in the US, but I’ve had these. Yes, they taste like soap, and I love them.

If I had a nickel for every LotR Vegan/Vegetarian meme I’ve seen I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Uruk-Hai Orc labelled “vegans”, holding chickens: “They are not for eating!”
Mordor Orc labelled “vegetarians”: “What about their eggs? They don’t need those!”


No sorry, the Picard Maneuver is pulling the front of your shirt down.



Hear me out.
In the US, Labor Day is culturally considered the last day of summer. Thus the day after Labor Day is the first day of autumn. Like early winter is Christmas season, early autumn is Halloween season.
That is my excuse to start celebrating spooky season next Tuesday.


Boomer? Yes.
But Rodney Dangerfield was great.
"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal…
He made me pay in advance."


Including a WebP… To be more compatible.

Oh, so I should be anxious about responding too soon or too late.
Cool, cool cool cool. Great, thank you


Aw, who’s a good boy?


“Oh shit, I forgot about… that scene.”


Chat, are we cooked?
Also Klaxon.


Then right after…



Nope. It shows up on a web search, but the account has been suspended. Fuck twitter.
I can hear this image.


Space drugs.


Seems more like band names to me… and according to the Encyclopedia Metallum, these are already used:
Stillborn, Aged, Apoplex, Bleeding, Flux, Sores, Burnt, Scalded, Burst, Rupture, Cancer, Wolf, Canker, Cold, Cough, Strangury, Consumption, Convulsion, Starved, Drowned, Executed, Falling Sickness, Fever, Fistula, Gangrene, Gout, Grief, King’s Evil, Lethargie, Spleen, Sciatica, Teeth, Thrush, and Worms