I want one of those (in the Antarctic/Poles though)
So huggable!
Megafauna is (are?) dope
Good that they provided both the Emperor penguin and human penguin for scale.
Wenk wenk wenk!
Based on that description, that dude on the left is a tall fella.
1m90ish is 7cm taller than the average Dutch male.
Including large boots, hat, and hood. And also fairly tall.
Trump would say it was him but he was even bigger than mega penguin and more handsome. Also love how guy is out there in his timbs
mega penguin
MAGA penguin
Make Antarctica Great Again
🤣
Another one for you. there are no extant true penguins. What we see now are covergently evolved flightless birds. True penguins went extinct.
Wait what? Damn I didn’t know that.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk
The great auk (Pinguinus impennis), also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.
rest impennis
?!
Only pingwings, no penguins.
it’s just a dude in a costume
Well now I want to talk to you about an extinct species of hairy-ass elephants. And they had hair all over, not just on their ass!
Fun fact, they were bald everywhere else.
I was planning to, but work has been hell today. I’ve barely had any time to shitpost.
Megapenguin Grandpa: Kids, did I ever tell you about when the Gigapenguins overthrew the Terapenguins?
Ok but was it a true penguin, or a false penguin like all the extant species today?
All modern penguins are pseudo-penguins.
Penguins are the Linux mascot.
sudosounds like “pseudo” (unless you are one of those people who pronounces it Sue-dew or sud-Oh, in which case, I don’t like you).Sudo penguin. Heh.
Jesus, who says ‘sud-Oh’?
And who says “sue-dew”???
Strong lovecraftian vibes here.
Those were albino iirc.
Yes, and 6 ft. tall
Waluigi’s fursona.
I want one! Gimme!
Still can’t fly, pathetic
I mean, can you?
No, but I’m not a bird 😎
Are you sure?
I can go on a plane, the fact that they cant is a certified skill issue :3
They can sabotage helicopters when Mango Mussolini levies tariffs on them, it’s a start.
“They’ll expect to find one of us in the wreckage, brother!”
They can also go in a plane, so it’s not really a skill issue. They might not be allowed on board, but that’s an issue of discrimination, not skill.
The real skill issue is how much better they can swim compared to you, or really any human.
