Gen Z will do anything to avoid a phone call?

I thought they had to take mercury pills to encourage bowel movements because of all the meat they had to eat?

You wouldn’t download a car.

Chipocalypse Now with fire shooting out the back.

Surely he is confusing Chicago with chipotle?

TBF the Nazis were pretty instrumental in the development of rockets.

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” - lying means nothing?

How long before I can sell my organ futures?

There are red lines?

I’m sorry, but Wilson a Twink?

So it’s not an emergency? It’s on a rota?

I thought they just came straight out the otherside into the diaper?

Sort your DNS, your machine (and possibly your life) out.

You’re on lemmy. Such hypocrisy.

Thanks for your low quality input.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I got into computers at a young age because it gave me a sense of control over something. I didn’t understand everything, but I could do a lot of trial and error, read things and experiment, build cool things, and I shared a sense of community with some random internet strangers based on that knowledge.

In a world where we are so powerless in so many other ways, why did we insist on bringing that power dynamic into the new bright tech sphere? Why did we have to do that? (N.B. this is rhetorical questioning).

I don’t like how tech is evolving…

Yeah, I’m not sure I like how the axe in my hand is evolving. It seems to be going for the internet fiber.

Much woke.

I’m not sure whether this is just trolling or whether you sincerely believe what’s in the meme, so I’m going to push back on it.

I think pretty much everyone is in agreement that the USSR’s economic model had fallen to shit by the 1980s. Why on earth do you think they would even entertain switching to anything approaching capitalism?

Ever heard the phrase “We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us” joke? It wasn’t for nothing. Centrally directed economies don’t tend to work very well.

So I can roid up my cabbage?

Make sure to wear your sunscreen.