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Yay, brand new interstellar bypass, aww!

Now, that’s a doc we all need around! 🥰

Whenever I hear someone slopping that “adage” out, I silently note that they’ve no idea how many of the Apollo astronauts were able to return to Earth safely. (It rhymes with “female mathematicians”, btw.)

For Halloween he could go as Fully-Hedgeless Nick 🤪

The weirdest tan egg I’ve ever seen.

Theor, short for theoretically, I presume? I’m keeping up. 🤩

What’s a brane?

No argument there 🤣

A virus got your “o”.

Everything but that last bit, yep. Simulation or unfathomable surreality, same same. Corruption, though, isn’t a thing the universe GAF about. It’s just physics. 🤪

Eco-rebel, TBF. ☝🏼

I believe the pterodactyl, like most (all?) dinos descended from aquatic life forms. Dunno, though.

She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.

Aw, sweetie…

A true visionary.

thafuq

LEGOVID?

WTFwhyyyy!? 😱🥹

Shoplifting, especially food, is only a “crime” to those who hoard it (vs feeding people, etc) until they get their ransom —and even then, it’s still not enough.

Can we get one of those for president? Right now, ours is barely a wrongly-worded TACO squirt. ☝🏼