Can’t the two of them just reproduce? Granted, I’m not a ninja scientist, but I think that’s how it works.

Doesn’t your mouth taste bad if you just don’t do it regularly? Honestly even general hygiene concerns aside, I’d do it twice a day just to get the fresh feeling. Maybe you could try some different toothpastes to find one that makes you really want to do it and not just feel like it’s something you should do?

700 extra upvotes in the first couple hours on a medium sized hobby sub is an enormous amount and will give you great exposure to potentially tens of thousands of potential customers who won’t just ignore it like some banner ad (since they’ll think it’s real content).

Maybe he likes to tip.

3.5% credit card fee if you have to charge it!

If you wear a hat all the time, people know. Sorry!