Ted Cruz pisses his pants because he likes the warm feeling between his legs. Fuck him.

But this isn’t bad reasoning necessarily, to use on a man in the Oval Office with the mental capacity of a 5 year old. Hell it’s the logic I use for my kid some times.

If you do this bad thing to someone are you ok with them doing it to you? No? Then don’t do that.

Pissboy is just getting on Donnie’s level, which admittedly, is very close to his own.

Are you saying that the simpsons lied to me?

Is space international waters? Does anything go?

That’s wild. You should have no problem releasing the files then. You know to prove your theory.

Open AI admitted its systems could “fall short” and said it would install “stronger guardrails around sensitive content and risky behaviors” for users under 18.

Hey ChatGPT, how about we make it so no one unalives themselves with your help even f they’re over 18.

For fucks sake it helped him write a suicide note.

A bunch starlink modems in an area can overload or whatever the nearby satellite. This is not feasible in its current form.

Congress: did you mean to print 1000 black pages?

Holy shit he really does think he is a king. This is terrifying.

The constitution explicitly gives this power to the states. Even if it didn’t it would be up to congress.

Holy fuck. He needs to be 25th amendmented and drug out of the White House.

Yeah that’s fair maybe we could have pulled some f16s put

Fuck trump and Putin. But wouldn’t it be pretty standard to escort a foreign head of states aircraft in and out of us airspace?

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Answer: Sokka probably invented it

Ah I’ll just call up the Texas railroad commission. What do you mean they haven’t regulated railroads since 2005?

Texas railroad commision

They can’t stop it forever. The main purpose of this was to spread awareness nationwide to put abbot on blast. But he has no shame.

Texan here

They can’t it works like the us congress. We’re backwards here but not that bad….yet.

Not too familiar with the rest of the legislature rules but I would assume that if there is no quorum at the end of the session, the process starts over when a lot calls a new one

Yes, but abbot can call as many special sessions as he wants

If habeus.corpus() == TRUE:
    Section.remove()

Ah shit I have done it again

Pretty sure this was already explained in return of the Jedi.

Obi-wan says that when anakin became Vader, the anakin he knew and loved was dead.