It would take approximately 17 to 31 adult Dalmatians to equal the weight of an average adult cow, depending on the specific weights of the animals.

For me personally, there’s not enough

Spaghetti Goat Control would be a great band name

Tim Dillon did accept it, they canceled his spot when he accidentally/mistakenly advertised he would be in Abu Dhabi and they got offended.

Down the pants

This open statement that we’re no longer concerned with adhering to Geneva Convention standards should have made these military leaders sick.

The contradiction that we’re going to simultaneously hold all personnel to higher standards of grooming, fitness, etc while removing the obligation to adhere to any semblance of legal authority makes it crystal clear that cruelty is the point of all of this.

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You forgot the step where you scream at it while it cooks

Now do California Highway Patrol.

Split personality Batman who hates the rich would be amazing.

Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.

Thanks to the third toot.

They should rename the Grand Canyon to Death Canyon, it’s got Death Valley beat.

(Nature is breathtaking, but please be prepared people).

Where’s the shark?

there are few modern parallels

Sure…

Jeff Bezos: The Washington Post

John Henry: The Boston Globe

Glen Taylor: Star Tribune

Patrick Soon-Shiong: Los Angeles Times

Sheldon Adelson: Las Vegas Review-Journal

Joe Mansueto: Inc. and Fast Company

Laurene Powell Jobs: The Atlantic

Marc Benioff: Time

Chatchaval Jiaravanon: Fortune

I guess I was misconstruing based on how the trait to tolerate lactose came about (domestication of dairy animals). But lactose is in all mammal milk so guess I’m incorrect.

That’s cow’s milk.

Edit: guess I’m incorrect, I posted a link below on where I got confused.

Sarcasm

I was being sarcastic