You gotta be pretty stupid to buy an internet connected toaster.

I see no lies

Im pretty sure its that drive enclosure, that POS killed a brand new drive in a week so I warrantied both and the replacement did the same thing.

Eww, no.

Bullshit all of my computers work, maybe this guy just sucks.

Whoopsy, I seem to have dropped this fire everywhere.

My heart goes out to the spider, I hope it recovers from chud poisoning soon.

May they never rest.

“most popular”

“stable”

LOL

That poem hits hard, very well done.

Hell yeah!

Thats because farmers are fucking dumb, I grew up in the midwest and I honestly can’t think of one farmer I know that isn’t an idiot. They will complain about welfare and then sign up for subsidies without the slightest concept of their own hypocrisy.

Nothing, you should never use an app to track your period. Use a calendar there is no reason you should give that sort of info to anyone besides a doctor.

My favortie bit is when they announce it all proud of themselves, it has the same energy as a dog with a stick.

Yeah, start telling them the truth. They were fired due to C-suite greed.

Hes so damn dumb he thinks it’s an accomplishment.

I never once gave money to spotify and I have never felt more justified in my refusal to even visit their shitty platform out of curiosity.

Everyone is complaining it’s fuck ugly but it’s a Ferrari so that’s not news.

I remember when I was a teenager I was annoyed when my mom thanked god for paying off the house instead of right fully taking the credit. I remember her and my father busting their ass every day to pay the bills but not once did I ever see god pitch in so much as a dollar. Yet she gave all the credit to “god” anyway.