Islamic terrorists and republicans are much closer in their beliefs than either would like to admit.

Bloody amateur cartoon villains, attempting to do mass mind control…

What about a 900 GW data center?!?!??? We could run everything in one place!!1!1!1!1!!!

Sorry, but *lose.

Ed Zitron got it right!!

It’s a trend, just like fidget spinners. Don’t worry, it will eventually go away.

I might be stretching it a bit, but maybe the immigrants are unwillingly being used by the right-wing to expand, which probably does rape more people?

If that seemed too confusing: More immigrants = more right-wingers = more rapists

L bozo

It is a grammar checker.

Use Harper, instead. It runs locally, and gives nearly instant results.

Good strategy?? From Apple?? That was NOT on any of my metaphorical bingo cards.

I would assume it is simply less risky to not have sex, with all the concerns involved (potential pregnancies, STDs, etc).

GNOME on immutable distros = very bloated. Try antiX instead, as it uses a lighter DE.

[…] although 8MB is a little skimpy

Have we already downgraded to this???

/s, and sorry for being pedantic

Doug Fingers Doug

…nice try!

Yes. Make SSDs wear down even faster with immutable systems, rolling releases and Flatpak.

Your “sarcasm” is closer to the truth than what any of us can conceive, unfortunately.

You obviously mean Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping, no?

512… GB? GET THEM!!!

…is this satire??