skooma_king

“I apologize that you sound frustrated. Let’s start from the beginning. You are outside and need the doors open. Great! Let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with. 😊”

Try cutting a surfer off on a wave they had the inside on or crowding their local spot with tourists and see how militant things get. For real though, everyone thinks surfers are chill, but that’s skateboarders. Surfers no chill

It is

Well officer, we had a doozy of a day

Even that needs a disclaimer. I was ordering some SFF PCs for my org last week and was kind of shocked how much the Lenovo and Dell PCs in that form factor were… out of curiosity I specc’d a Mac Mini with the same RAM and storage and they came in a little cheaper with a better processor. Only caveat is the lack of USB A ports, but dongles are super cheap anyway. If my users wouldn’t need training to use them I would definitely have considered (maybe even preferred from a device management perspective) the Mac Mini.

Sounds like a lot of cholesterol

Read it as ‘fired’ too?