You’re right, and someone else might be a part of the lucky 10,000 today.

I immediately thought of Leeroy Jenkins in the last sentence.

https://youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4?si=6RhZzj8LO3tr80cT

I really just want to lurk.

I’m seeing $99.99 for lifetime.
Edit: I was confusing Ultra with simply removing ads.

With Pee Wee Herman on the shirt, right?

Look for those “call before you dig” signs, then do the opposite.

How about throwing it into a faraday cage? Like the bags used for those transponders for tolls, or wrap it in foil… Or just mute the phone and ignore it.

Thank you Skeletor!

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