I’m sure there’s a mention in flight of the conchords that NZ’s tanks are just donated old UK planes that don’t fly anymore.

I read this to the tune of “we didn’t start the fire” in my head.

I have different Owen Wilson 'wow’s for each of my most regular contacts message notifications.
For my ringtone it’s the metal gear solid codec call.

I listen to audiobooks to get to sleep and use musiCozy headphone bands, cheap and comfy.

Everyone is focusing on the radiation. But if you used depleted uranium is wat denser than iron so horse shoes made or uranium would last a lot longer but also be way heavier.

UK keyboards have the " and the @ symbols reversed from the US layout.
And we mix and match our units of measurement. So
milk = liters.
Beer = pints.
Distance = miles (if driving).
Distance = km if running or cycling.
Distance = inches if penis

Yeah, we have saunas at work and I started using them before bed, like you say really helps me sleep.
Then I got one for my home with a whiskey barrel plunge pool. Took a while for the smell of whiskey to disappear though, every time I’d dip into it I’d stick of whiskey.
I’ve made a little shelf on the window to sit my phone and have a Bluetooth speaker on the floor so I can watch episodes of taskmaster while in there.
Usually have 3 sessions with a cold plunge in between.

It hurts so much. I hope the people who voted no are looking at what’s happening and thinking “oops” I was wrong. But that’s not likely.

Get out of here with your facts, ruining our fun

Yes slice and dice! I would hate to know how many hours I’ve played on that game over three different phones.
If you haven’t tried them yet, slay the spire and balatro are also brilliant.

I’ve just taught myself to knit. I made a simple ribbed hat and now I’m halfway through a cabled headband. There are loads of mistakes and it’s not as relaxing as I would have hoped but I’m proud of it all none the less.

God explains some animals

I printed off my own set to play with colleagues at work. Turns out none of my colleagues are nerds :(

No moon Knight?

I’d be Jimbo Bomber.
A lot cooler sounding than my real name.
I’m an industrial radiographer and usually called bombers.

Ha I thought for a second your age was in the 90’s, but then I considered it more likely that you were born in the 1990’s, right?

You’ve missed out the Scottish snow badger. Like the regular European badger but about a third larger and completely white to blend into their (now disappearing) snowy highland habitats.
They are the sole reason hard plastic shell ski boots were invented after it was found that snow badgers have no problem biting through the old leather ski boots we used to use.
They hibernate through the summer months and only come out to hunt during the winter so it’s very hard to get a photo of them.

I’d add that the audiobook is amazing also.

When making mac and cheese just cook the pasta in milk, then when it’s ready add in the grated cheddar, mozzarella and cream cheese and stir. Job done.

‘what fills the gap’ in my ass - will cady