Service guarantees citizenship!

No joke I am 40% certain Lonestar went onto star in this viral video the timeline and location line up

East coast Canadian girl who had never left Nova Scotia.

This you?

Just completely random

He had the hots for her but I guess that doesn’t really count

My ex-girlfriend worked at a restaurant and they had an annual staff party which was just a house party at the manager’s house. When we opened the door and started taking our shoes off one of the new server girls was shouting at the manager “Don’t call me Lonestar!” and he was like “Yeah whatever Lonestar” and she screamed at the top of her lungs “DON’T CALL ME FUCKING LONESTAR!!!” and shoved him hard, he fell backwards and landed on his ass and she screamed a battle cry and started punching holes in the drywall, busting up her knuckles and bleeding everywhere. We put our shoes back on and just left. She got fired

Only until the biosphere is completely incapable of supporting life, which won’t take too long. So we’ve got that going for us, which is nice

This sounds amazing

That orange turd has been evading karma for so long I am starting to suspect those assholes do have a time machine

Motorists hate this one simple trick

We trained him wrong, as a joke

Embrace extend extinguish, or FUD campaign to prevent widespread adoption

Jiggle physics sauce?

Following my weightlifting routine (tactical barbell). I’m on a 38 week streak and I don’t have the words to describe how much better I feel, and how much it has improved my life over the last few years. If anyone is even remotely interested in getting in shape, it’s so worth it

Peak male performance

Even a broken asshole is right… uh even a rapist clock… wait… uh pp won’t get elected again!