I feel like I’m lucky now if they’re even willing to SELL me the utility that used to come standard.

More than half the time, when the new, sleek product gets rid of functionality, the response to, “How do I do all the things I need to do?” is essentially, “You don’t!”

And if you ask to keep using the previous product, the response is, “No.”

Is that the one with the eye?

That was awesome.

Are the “good guys” still kaiju? I mean, I know the good monsters are still kaiju. But is, like, Ultraman a kaiju?

Phantom time conspiracies are my favorite kind of dumbass conspiracies.

Our enemies are both terrifyingly strong and laughably weak.

That kitty’s gazin’.