Seb the goblin

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Pro tip: you know companies get branded shirts right? There are other companies that print/embroider them. And those companies do samples of blank shirts. Look for your local custom print shop 😉

TBF with sufficient force and/or velocity you can stab someone with a carrot. Would probably have to pick a softer spot, but still

Eh, an half-abandoned project more like 😅

If you do add visual glitches then remember to also honour prefers-reduced-motion or add a button to turn the wiggles off. For funsies, feel free to poke around this pre-alpha since there’s subtle glitching background image, crt scan effect, glitchy text effect, etc.