I am baffled seeing so much cloudflare fanboys here…

Cloudflare is everywhere, it sees everything, it holds everything, it has private keys for tons and tons of websites, it’s subject to the absence of any privacy law in the US, but they are “nice”. Wow.

Google also was nice. It used to give you good results. Twitter also was nice.

That really sounds like shitty firmware at one end or the other

The year of Hurd, maybe?

it never fucking works. I gave up and just go to the counter and say I can’t use any form of computer because it’s against my religion. Then it takes a few second after that and off I go.

The number of people is 1. It’s me. You guys are all NPCs

15. Thou really believed me, idiot? Do whatever the fuck you want. I don’t care

Let me rephrase. “There is no evidence that god exists”. Better?

I love boomers shitting on boomers. Gives me hope

Being a fatalist will get you some places I personally don’t want to go to.

which tells a lot…

My account -> delete

it’s free, so it must be done second order lazy ass, right? companies on the other hand are serious ™ ® © *

• conditions may apply.

You even said it your last point. Those are services. We are talking about goods here.

that means that you have strong tracking and fingerprinting protections. That’s a feat, not an issue.

He has an orange baboon as a friend that is also a strong contender to the title.

That’s better than “wrong password, mofo”

Dang it… so close…

To be fair, he left a lot of clues that he is a total idiot well before buying twitter

Your username in the fediverse is not honorfaz, but @[email protected], just as an email. It’s the same for communities (or sublemmy, or whatever we decide to call it). It’s not c/something, but c/[email protected]. This is why everyone still has a unique handle, but no unique admin.

I’m on my own instance for example, running in my living room, and yet here we are, talking. Internet as it was intented.