I don’t even sexually abuse your mom, even though she blows up my phone begging me to. You can stop following me around now, take your crashout and handle it with stoic silence befitting a le epic atheist sci[ent]ist

Yeah whatever dude, more like fellatio basis

That’s idiodic, shut up nerd

Big dog that is straight up untrue, I was there when it launched and it was nothing but nakedly transparent ad reads. Hobbyist journalism is all captive PR

Uh oh! Somebody get this cat 50 CCs of SOURCE before they go into SOURCE WITHDRAWAL

Get your corny ass off the computer and go do something real.

that’s which the series will end with “To Kung Fu, Thanks for Everything! Neo”

Proto-Yelp

My penis doesn’t answer to you

Guilt by association is how children think

“I know better than the AMA because I want to spend an hour of sunlight driving home with this sun in my eyes and then sitting on my couch getting left on read”

So go in earlier

there aren’t people like that anymore

Paternalistic racism and the White Man’s Burden are both alive and well, couched behind various euphemisms, in most performative faux-progressive spaces and pretty much the entirety of the tankieverse.

Good idea, and then let’s start cutting cake into twice as many slices so we can eat twice as much. In reality we should stay on Standard time and school should also start an hour later anyway, because that has also been proven to increase schoolkids’ quality of life.

Because if you want to help them, you give them DST, so the sun can rise an hour into their day. DST literally delays the progress of morning and makes more of it, it makes you get up an hour earlier in the morning.

This reinforces permanent standard time. I’d rather have kids going to school with the sunrise than hanging around waiting for the bus in the darkness an hour before sunrise.

Call for you, Based Department on line 1

No, because their opinion, in differing from mine, is objectively incorrect.

Counterpoint: the people who want it there forever should just be told that’s what we’re doing, they’ll be back to licking windows before they realize the difference.

Goofy

No u