IANAL, but that’s a loophole

OP said “milk teeth” so there’s a good chance Halloween isn’t a thing where they are.

If you’re an iPhone user and intrigued by mobile games, go subscribe to Apple Arcade for a month. There are a ton of fantastic games without the bs freemium shit. Monument Valley and Alto’s Adventure (and their respective alternative titles) are great starters. I’m also a big fan of Good Sudoku which will teach you techniques to get better at solving them.

I’m sure you can get a lot better recommendations on current Apple Arcade games from social media or hopefully here on lemmy.

Why does wifey get her own app(s)?

Vanilla oat milk and corn flakes are awesome. But not all brands are good. I like Silk but Planet Oak isn’t great.

There really are dozens of you weirdos

He used to host an awesome podcast called Reply All. See https://gimletmedia.com/amp/shows/reply-all/gmhr36.

ALEX GOLDMAN: Sitting in the shower is the best thing in the world. PJ: You just sit down in the shower? ALEX GOLDMAN: Yeah, criss cross applesauce. ALEX BLUMBERG & PJ: (laughing)

Found Alex Goldman’s burner account

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I’m in the same boat for the most part but was unwilling to pay a subscription for email. I was using Mailplane until they went subscription leaving me with the Gmail app, and Apple Mail apps for non-Gmail accounts.

I don’t love it, but at least it’s not another subscription in my life.