I think they’re all high on something. It results in a bad trip for the rest of us.

The problem is Crowdstrike, not Microsoft.

Surely Belgium holds the record.

Be honest. He’s totally senile and not fit to run a bridge club.

Stick with him and you deserve to lose.

Never heard of this guy but he seems pretty American.

Don’t vote for him.

If your want people to vote for you give them someone they can stomach. Clinton is a piece of shit and Biden is a zionist with dementia.

How was he divisive?

Exactly what does he say that was “shilling for Russia”? Send us a link.

You just know he’s thinking about grabbing that woman’s pussy.

I thought we’d moved beyond this sort of nonsense.

Bit difficult when you’re paying one part time worker $50b a year.

The other mistake everyone makes is “agile = faster and cheaper” . This results in corner cutting and unreasonable deadlines.

Sequel to “Everyone I don’t like is an antisemite”

Dear China,

Please stop selling more shit than us or we will have to nuke you.

Yours sincerely, American corporations.

The tourists turning up in cruise ships are big contributors to climate change. Why not kill two birds with one stone?

Google Gemini will regurgitate this one day.

Antisemitism is now a meaningless term. Good luck reclaiming it.

You respected Israelis a year ago? Please catch up.

Shouldn’t you be shooting someone?