Scorpions are amazing. They are older than trees and one of the earliest animals to crawl out of the ocean.

If only there was a device that combined the Steam Deck with a keyboard and a 14" monitor. Like a Steam Deck that is designed to sit on top of your lap…

That’s how I see pitbull owners

JUSTINBAILEY

Play without the power suit in OG Metroid

6. Boss thinks AI can code at senior developer level and fires you and the entire team

Elden Ring Park

I knew two girls who learned sign language just to gossip during class

So true! Out of the five jobs I got over my career, three were from referrals.

There was a Dead or Alive game in which a manager literally released it before it was ready without consulting with the team. The game was still in beta and a glitchy mess.

I didn’t know the Extra Fabulous Comics author opened a book store

I am still complaining, but now I blame the managers

Obligatory hottest year so far comment

Simple, it’s not a priority for them.

They care more about their stupid emails than about your money.

I am a software developer at a big bank. The hoops we are forced to jump to just do our jobs are ridiculous.

We resorted to using buggy and laggy remote development environments through a slow VPN.

It’s a miserable life, but at least the pay is good.

You gain efficiency, but lose fun

I use fuck to fix typos

My ex used to say she wanted to smash my handsome face into the wall sometimes

Shin Megami Tensei 2 and it doesn’t just end with you killing a god. You get to kill THE God, YHWH, aka the Abrahamic God!

I think it’s more like him stopping one hundred rapes, then selling one hundred rape permits.

… and most of the people he saves are immediately raped after he turns his back.

It makes more sense when we assume it’s software development terminology instead. Alpha means the software is immature and full of issues.

I am a release candidate male.