Then you call the phone number and its a “helpful” voice chat bot you have to tell your problem to and hope it directs you to the right directory in their convoluted phone tree

Yes

Its around the right age

So, uh: did I get the job?

Weird, works for me

I don’t know, it sure seems like there’s an idea this poster has passed on to all of us…

crazy how nature do dat

I feel like after a few days chained to a tree your sense of time might not be very reliable

R.I.P Hello Internet, the podcast I most wish would come back. Forever in my subs just in case.

Thankfully sewage is not very hot once it is down in the pipes so they don’t leech out the gross stuff.

Yes, you’re correct, customer. The more likely answer is not that I am telling the truth, it is that I get off on being willfully obstinate and making up for problems. I’m out to get you.

Yes

Just a wafer-thin mynt?

Honestly I just like them because they stick in my throat less

up close they are hamburger

abducts a random tree and flies back to space

We must be buying different USB-C cables, then. I’ve been using anker ones for years and havent had a single break like that, and I’m definitely not gentle with mine.

All I know is no matter how careful I was, it would end up not connecting unless it was held at exactly the right angle. I’ve yet to have a single USB-C connector have the issue

Visine is the last thing you want for irritated eyes though. It just constricts the blood vessels in the eye for a cosmetic change but it can have rebound effects after. You’re better off using preservative free artificial tears or dry eye formula eye drops