Vote for the racist that hates you and will put you in an undocumented prison for the rest of your life is kind of on you. His whole campaign was how immigrants where eating dogs and cats. He told you who he was.

You have to assume that they also have been involved with what they cover up with such urgency and distraction.

My trick with family is I tell them “Well, I can do it, try harder.” It’s my little way to show them how much I appreciate how often they told me I was mentally handicapped growing up.

Who would have thought the TV star would be an absolute failure as president. Republicans are stupid.

I hope the world knows he’s insane and the Republican party is going to try and stop the midterm elections so they don’t face repercussions for letting him run wild.

Rapist mentality. Trump is all about the power he can wield.

Ah, Republicans. They make a huge deal about spending any time they are not in power and then spending like a drunk Sailor when in power.

I guess they have never heard the saying what goes around, comes around.

When you design your messaging to appeal to the most violent of people, you will get violence. Politics be damned at this point.

Strokes took out both my parents. Come on stroke, you owe me. I’ll undoubtedly go out the same way.

The they should have renamed it The Department of Peace. DOP.

There’s a lot less black people in New Orleans than Chicago. I’m confused by this shift.

Back Blast got him. Too bad his buddies weren’t right behind him.

He wants to talk looks with that hair cut?

Deploying unpaid National Guard troops to Blue cities is supposed to do what exactly? It’s a bitch move made way too early. They are going to need the National Guard once retired people lose medicare and have to sell everything to pay medical bills.

Trump certainly made a spectacle of getting walked all over.

Putin gives Trump a special tea from Russia, but Trump spits it out in Putin’s face because it doesn’t have sugar in it. That would be nice.

Trump: Vlad, stop killing Ukrainians.

Vlad: No.

Trump: No body told me this would be hard.

So much freedom. Tell me again how democrats want to control everything.

Come on Brazil, keep Donnie’s blood pressure up.