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Reading ‘Russian Troops’ kinda reminds me: https://youtu.be/lIr8u0j08gU (Spartans, what is your profession?)

Ryan McBeth saying it’s time for Americans to learn what everyone else has known since [RT] launched in 2005.

Let’s just go ahead and transform that dirty old economy then. Rent control, strong antitrust enforcement, safer schools, higher paying jobs, tax the rich, better urban design. Don’t nobody want to bring kids into this hellhole.

Unless they’re… (pause) … disco snails! 🐌🕺

Oh these deeply closeted homophobes don’t like being called nazis (they’re very sensitive about their identity, and somehow also pro-PC-speech). I’m happy to call them fascist pieces of shit, though - or just ‘fapos’

Well sure, gotta keep your eyes on the road and a knee on the wheel (because the other hand shoving a burger in your mouth)

Alelsandrs Vabiks. Dude sounds nuts. Swiss police said he’s been reported before for physically assaulting and threatening to sexually assault different women.

Putin logic:
The more you lie, the more honest you are.
The more you steal, the more trustworthy you are.
The more you lose, the more winning you are.
(Beat that, gay western men who steal Russian women!)

Passersby*

I think the Trump administration is full of children who should have been left behind. Thanks, Bush!

You know what jeopardizes competitiveness? Ivan the Tariffle, and charging so damn much for the electric models.

Do the right thing, grandma.

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