Bakers Doesn't

Jokes on you science, it takes me 21 minutes to smoke a cigarette.

Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

That’s cool, never seen one of those. What part of the country are you in?

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

Not knowing the history (and the article doesn’t delve into it), how did Hamilton fuck up their finances so bad that these are now their only options?