nowherelord

The quote has been misattributed: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/masturbation-in-space-nasa-warning/

Now I’m the one being taken too seriously. I was just saying, I already got the joke and everything. Didn’t mean to bait anyone.

Honestly, I believe you’re taking this even more seriously than I do.

I mean, he could’ve just turned water into wine, just sayin’… And doesn’t wine transubstantiate into His blood, and not vice versa? There’s also a chance that I might be taking all this way too seriously.