So THAT’S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness…

Right? And they don’t even explain toilet paper at the end. Big disappointment for people who’d want to know

Trying to remember whether I named the most recent copy of my resume shitstink.pdf or hellpiss.pdf

Not enough Floppa posting these days. I fear the old ways are being lost to time. I fear I, too, will be as dust, lost to the gales of obscurity some nearby day.

Post more fucking caracals so I don’t have to think about my stupid mortality or something ty👍

Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don’t even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that’d be wayyy faster and easier.

And look- people can pull off the skinny elf look but they can’t pull off Orlando Bloom.

Hell, I’ve tried to do both. All it got me were some pants I can’t return and a restraining order. C’est la vie, I guess.

Question: what if my Mass Effect ending color doesn’t match my gay sex color? Should I be concerned?

Chocolate Eclair. Nice texture. Really scrapes the sides clean.

A vision of a future for America where everyone’s included, everyone’s represented, and everyone can join hands in friendship as one? Now that’s Thinking Outside the Bun™.

What the fuck? These assholes stole my catchphrase

A baby made of horribly caustic acid that is actively moving toward other babies, and all you have available to stop it is punches. Good to punch, or bad to punch? 🤔

(The baby is much faster than you. It will reach the other babies before you can. It is about to pass you, though it hasn’t yet done so, and all you have time to do is to give it a quick, decisive strike to knock it off-course)

I have learned to circumvent this issue by simply never being important enough to be invited to formal events.

It’s worked well thus far, though nobody seems to notice.

I figure it’s that she’s as much an elf as Izu is a tallman, which is what she’s shown as

It’s easier than you think! Tony Stark became Iron Man by wearing a special suit, right? That’s the secret!

That’s right! You can upgrade your manhood today simply by dressing like a Fe Male! Confused? Don’t worry! There are plenty of resources available! Simply Google “how to dress like a FeMale” and follow whatever results you find without question!

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW KIND OF MALE THAT TRANSCENDS THE GREEK ALPHABET ENTIRELY!!!

This new type of male belongs to the periodic table of elements. Known for their magnetic charm and iron will above all other types, scientists call this new type Fe Males!!!

Could you secretly be a Fe Male???

Probably a bug I was saving for dinner? I don’t anticipate I’ll have a whole lot to bring with me at that point.

So long… 😔

This game and the OG Planetside both taught me the simple joys of fighting for/on a bridge.

You can have a huge overworld, you can have an intricate map with all the lanes and passageways you want, but, in the end, the (much, much older) children yearn for the bridge.

I will clown on Limp Bizkit until the sun consumes us all, but I’d be a bold-faced liar if I said I wasn’t in love with the guitars on My Way back in the day. Still gives me a nostalgia jumpscare if I ever happen to hear it anywhere.