Good.

Goalposts in transit.

We want this game to be generous, both with your time and…

He’s probably in for a shock when he leaves the safety of his home state voters.

I think the point is the number of times someone is having such an issue, and those people show up to proclaim they’ve never had such problems as if it’s helpful. So, at least you can recognize it’s not.

Alright, I’ll switch to digging holes for the family burial ground.

Alright, I’ll be out back digging the bomb shelter.

Just… don’t hook it up to the defense grid.

Interesting, I’ll have to experiment with it, not sure if voyager supports regex.

huh, I wasn’t aware the keyword filters would factor in whitespace at either end, I’m used to that getting stripped out.

keyword filter in an app: twitter

good luck filtering out “X”

I’m there to autoblock all of Elon’s advertising.

I’m there specifically to annoy you.

Also there are people using their real names sharing their real lives for me to give a shit about. The Maui community is strong there. People disappear from Twitter and I wonder what happened. If people disappear from here I wouldn’t notice.

If it means Ted Cruz will be forced to fuck off, don’t keep us waiting.

No flourish?

Wade has not admitted to a romantic relationship with Wade

that clears things up

lol omg wheeze

Don’t expect the librarians to step up, they’re already pissed about book bans.

If they’re voting for Haley they’re probably already over maga.

edit: …mostly anyway.

which would require all teachers and students at Iowa schools to sing at least one verse of the national anthem every day

That’s weirder than requiring the whole thing.

Doubtful Trump could get through a whole verse correctly even with a prompter.

Most of them fly the Confederate flag, delusion is a built-in feature.