Because they often do. And most non native speakers really work at it too. Love them for it

Firefox, Safari, IE and probably Edge plus a whole slew of lesser known names are out there.

Personally FF for the win

This is why I only read books from the library

Holy shit

A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?

Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.

What the fuck is with all the cans? Not that I have a problem but the lack of beans is disorienting.

By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.

Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery

I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

Your issue is not that you are a virgin, it’s that you are a loser. Just get a fucking passport and go to Las Vegas or Reno and punch your ticket. You live right above these cities and there is a lot to do there for non sex fun. But noooooooo you can’t figure out how to buy an airplane ticket and reserve a hotel room. There is something called online travel websites. Try those and stop whining on the internet. Jesus….

So much hate

(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )

Check your previously purchased and installed apps to get back non-shit stuff.

That hep cat’s rizz is putting the jelly in this pawg’s roll.

Nowhere in the Bible does a rock hard handsome man in his prime fighting years stare absently at an Excel worksheet.

R42C check is missing. The tip is where the Jedi master ends.

With Tesla’s stock price dropping 12% the person who might be forced to give up Twitter is Musk. His purchase was secured with Tesla stock.

Putin confirmed 300,000 in a speech about a week ago.

Thoughtful, thank you

Legit question: if Israel shouldn’t be doing what they are doing, what is the alternative that enhances their security? I sure don’t know what the alternate is that actually achieves a peaceful existence. Compromise of any sort seems repugnant to both Israelis and Palestinians.

Yeah if those dudes were rescuers they would have a) given her a blanket (or the shirt off their own back, how about?) for modesty and to help prevent shock for the obviously broken leg, and b) wouldn’t have been yanking her head around by the dreadlocks.

Those men in the truck and on that street, shouting “allahu akbar”, revolt other humans and make atheism the only worthy belief system.