Who the fuck pays the salary of all the people cooking, cleaning, security, emergency services, and the fucking list goes on.

FFS

Think.

Bullshit.

Hey Karl, I need a stressed out trader picture for my bullshit article.

Go snap a pick of Gill, his wife gave him super gonorrhea and he’s been on a bender for a month.

Sweet thanks Karl!

Ah yes, the Show Me How We Suck State.

I am seriously ready to ditch my phone all together and just have a land line.

I am required to use the phone my employer provides me and on my days off it is off too and in my desk.

Texas is a mess.

Even Austin suck ass now.

You had me a we could kill musk.

*idiots

Maybe headlines like this stick in my head, but it seems there’s a rather large rape problem in Pakistan and India.

Oh No!

ANYWAY…

The postal service has been turned into a junk mail distribution system and there is nothing citizens can do to stop it. It’s infuriating.

Oh and do not be fooled into paying $8 to $9 to companies claiming they can stop the junk mail, that’s a HUGE SCAM.

I’m glad I wasn’t there to witness this, I might have succumbed to a moment of inglorious bastard violence.

We hunted these fuck there once before and we will hunt them again.

For fucks sakes BBC that headline is horseshit.

Shame.

Everyone who lives in El Paso is guilty in this.

You cannot live an work in this community and not be held responsible as well.

You are no different than the towns that surrounded and served the Nazi concentration camps.

Shame

Shame

Shame

What’s for dinner?

South Park named these douche flutes, and I used that reference to shame my friend, he either quit using it or doesn’t douche flute around me anymore.

Either way win win.

Thank you Matt and Trey.

Dee is a national treasure.

I refuse to ever go to Florida for many reasons, but one of them for sure is how many tourists bullshit places there are profiting off of animals.

Sure I get there’s some rescue organizations doing good work, but that ain’t what I’m talking about.

Why is this person dressed like Hillary Clinton circa 2012?