Oatmealius

For a horrifying moment I thought it read “Fidget spinner stuck in penis”.

Just ask bad, bad Leroy Brown.

Disney owns Vice? That is hilariously ironic and awkward.

This is one of my absolute favorites!

“Haha, I’m bleeding, making me the victor”

My cardiologist disagrees.

Why are you all taking pictures of my dog?

Snarky comment

Lina Kahn is a gosh darn American treasure!

I have a 1997 Subaru Sambar kei truck and love it. I get so much done with it! But I would never take it on the interstate.

She is not a member of the military but a civilian employee, and she is too afraid of the MAGA cult to press charges.

I get that you are trying to explain a method to prevent the system from being abused against political rivals. But Trump was unanimously found guilty of 34 counts by a jury. He attacked the judge, the court and the jury during the trial, and continues to disregard the law. It will send a clear message that he is above the law if he gets a lesser sentence than Cohen.

You beat me to it. 15¢!

“Slammed”? Was he in a wrestling match?