Didn’t mean it like that at all, we’re all here for fun and occasional shitposts. Consider yourself one of today’s lucky 10,000!

Its a “rule” from Fizzbin lol

This game is exceedingly simple. With only fifty two cards, twenty one of which I will see, and four other players, there are a limited number of winning combinations.

Shit, are you telling me i was born on cocaine day?

You can also always see your nose!

yeah. they brew coffee in huge vats, probably using steaming hot water, then freeze dry it and grind it up to make instant coffee. it just tastes like shit.

Right, but that move was made in support of getting Donnie’s FCC to approve the merger so I’m counting it.

If anything is to blame it would be the Skydance merger. I will never pretend to understand “hollywood math” but apparently axeing all of your projects just before being purchased somehow makes you a more attractive purchase?

Edit: also they had to pay off their bribe to daddy orange face

That’s gonna be messy, I don’t recall Vulcans being able to shed their skin like a snake.

also look on the bright side… at least they haven’t given Clippy sentience yet!

granted, but now your username is “gouthaver87”

frfr. bill gates must be rolling over in his grave.

I “early adopted” Win 11 when the Ryzen 5600X came out (late 2020 i think?) and it was objectively better at release. All MS had to do was fix the start button and then not fuck with it and I’m sure there would have been way less hatorade flowing.

Don’t worry, he won’t let them vote!

I’m gonna split the difference and guess it’s their gym teacher.

Or is it Daniel Wood?

Daaaamn. The closest thing I could think of was my friend’s 96 (98? Whenever the EK body started) Honda civic that had the factory alarm and remote locks in the radio. He ended up splicing some wires and shoving the factory radio into his glove box or something to get around it.

How long until they start putting some kind of DRM in cars that prevents you from just installing an aftermarket android auto head unit?

Don’t forget eating almost exclusively fast food so that nobody can poison your meals.

President’s name was mentioned in some documents part of Tuesday’s release but did not implicate him in any crimes.

He was present while they drowned a baby.