I feel like this title should’ve been something about European vs. African Swallows, but I do cherish The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch scene.

I always loved the way he delivers the line “Five is Right Out!”

What a great scene. The rest of the verse says:

“Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

1-800-EAT-SHIT in my ass, talk about kismet

(Rickshaw Billie’s Burger Patrol, awesome band I just discovered)

The scarousal is powerful with this one.

Coincidence or did you get that email from eBay today, too?

They probably got hacked and we’ll find out about it next year.

It ain’t much. but it’s honest meme…