I have coded in Perl. I prefer to forget.
I have coded in Perl. I prefer to forget.




It’s started, it’s just unevenly distributed among the poorer populations



The face of a man who has tried this dish


It’s Which, they expect you to pay a subscription to find out


The only thing that surprises me is that they didn’t choose WWE 🤣


Hard no from me
Heavy dose of nostalgia there. I remember the Sun SPARCstations at uni and changing my desktop environment every other week.


JPEG XL? It’s 2026 and I’m still waiting for JPEG 2000 to become mainstream


The very same


Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne


The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm


Hmm, doubt it’s for security. Seems more likely they’re looking for backdoors in order to spy on users. There are far too many governments desperate to backdoor encryption and messaging apps to trust any government’s stated intent when it comes to technology


If true, God spends a lot of time dreaming up scantily-clad, uwu-looking cat girls for an army of socially isolated believers


Lizard on a Grand Wizard


Your cables break every 3 days
Not the TPS reports!


The Express is well known in the UK for exaggerated and rage-bait headlines. That and predicting outrageous weather events, without evidence, that never materialise


The Daily Express is a UK right-wing tabloid newspaper and is a very unreliable news source. I can only presume that the US version is from the same mould.
Jeddah, Saudi Arabia