





They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal


Perhaps they’d like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?
🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶


Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?


Not a PETSCII keyboard?


such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators
It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.


Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage


The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline


All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base
Strong Babylon 5 vibes



For more authentic John Wayne cosplay



I recently needed to delete a node_modules directory for a relatively small app. 20 minutes of my life on that shite 💀
My hair all year since I shower in January



Of course, how else they gonna get their drive-thru Starbucks?


Hamberder. It’s always hamberder.


“And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn’t have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”