The Ernest movies were an ever present at the video shop in The late 80s. They looked terrible and I never hired them. I saw one on TV in the late 90s and realised I’d completely missed out. Yes the movies were formulaic but Jim Varney was hilarious.

She exists. She ceases to exist. I shut down Mlem.

5 minutes later I reopen Mlem and she exists again.

Well he’s certainly not thinking about Jaws or Star Wars

Yeah we should just let them win. Why fight? It’s not like most of the spam and phishing come from Gmail and hotmail accounts. It’s those fucking self hosters

Sharply criticized

Well that’ll teach them.

I’m a 6 most days but occasionally 2.

Diane: Lemmy/Piefed’s gonna have me watching Twin Peaks again.

My AI, that I also trained on pirated porn, you’ll never guess what. It hacked a company too.

Money please!

The Aldi version with the washed out chilli sauce. I assume the other two are equally diluted but the packaging is opaque.

The people who I work with will spend 15 minutes telling me both how great AI is and how hard it is to get it to do what you want it to do. They just don’t even listen to what they are saying.

Example: “What did you do on the weekend?” “Oh I found this cool new AI tool that lets you do <complex thing x>. It only did <simple version of complex thing x> and I had to do a bit of work to fix it up. But how cool?!”

Every time I read the latest bullshit from one of these tech bro CEOs my moral belief to not condone violence falters.

Don’t commit violence.

Don’t commit violence.

“Sam Altman Speaks”

Don’t… Commit violence

Can’t wait for Mitch to sue. Which no doubt he will because he’s totally alive.

I’m gonna go watch Death in Brunswick now.

Cover in mould with the gold paint chipping off

It really is, just not the way Jensen Huang thinks it is.

Of course he did he is the most pathetic human being on the face of the planet

AI will destroy jobs mostly because when the bubble bursts it’s going to destroy the global economy.

Go back to the future:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/rester/

I also use Bruno: https://github.com/usebruno/bruno

“I’ve spent my time helping this company extract data from everyone else why are they coming for mine?”

It’s so exhausting how stupid people are.

I believe that’s called the News.

Jessica Fletcher could count if the you can be happily married when your spouse is already dead.