Don’t forget to sun your taint. I hear that cures all sorts of things

Seems like a good spot to put some unskippable ads. This is a million dollar idea!

Women are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family

I think I’m stuck in some sort of gboard hell

Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home

Don’t forget about guns

Those don’t seem to work for me. I think it’s because they started using an artificial sweetener that gives me equal or worse digestive issues

We mix ketchup and Worcestershire and put it on meatloaf. And then we make more to dip the meatloaf in while eating.

You’re not supposed to measure top to top to bottom

I thought it was “if it’s yellow, let it mellow”

I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We’re like twins

I’ve been playing off and on for years, but can’t get past about level 20. I suck so bad at the game but love it

I think it’s because of how tiny the wound is. He doesn’t want to let on how minor his injury is

I’ve been doing: 1/2 cup old fashioned oats 1 cup flavored kefir 1 Tbsp chia 1 Tbsp ground flax As many blueberries as I can cram in with the rest in a 1 pint mason jar

It’s… Fine. I’ve been considering adding half Greek yogurt and half kefir, but I’m already desperate for more sugar in the recipe.

Maybe a splash of honey will be my next step

Hate to tell you but aluminum cans are plastic lined. That’s why beer doesn’t taste as bad as it used to in cans

Osso bucco

I have had pretty good luck with doing

High five Up high Down low Too slow

My nephew would just let me do it forever, always trying to beat me on the too slow bit.

I’ve played off and on for years and don’t think I’ve ever made it past level 20. I have no idea why I’m so terrible

Isn’t it way more deadly than covid? Maybe that’ll be reason enough to scare idiots into compliance?

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