I used to have a pre-filled salt grinder that said “freshly ground for fresher taste”. I always thought “you don’t understand how rocks work” whenever I would read it.

Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.

I’m sorry for being a little late I was just wondering if you want to go to the beach with me and I will be there in about an hour or so.

In case you were still wondering it is a Schlage Everest core.