It’s an ’unnatural’ conception made possible by use of embryos which these GOP lunatics would prefer be recognized as actual children, just in embryo form. Ergo, all embryos must be ‘protected’ which translates to no more science with embryos.

A real human bean

Is that green to you?

Says the guy with the great dick-sucking lips…

Seriously though, did C&H people always have lips??

For all the folks saying to clean the dryer, clearly you never fucked with the LG dryers. They do this shit straight off bat.

One ticket to death by snu snu, please!

Mario Mario got dumps of absolute steel! I bet I could do squats all day for a month and still not have half that level of cake.

TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…

For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.

I just finally decided to ditch them this month, so not a ton of experience yet. I ran to Best Buy last night for the first time in years as opposed to ordering what I needed off Amazon. I miss the ease and all but I still feel like I’m making a good choice. There is no perfect company but fuck Amazon.

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- Baberham Lincoln, 37 AD

Credit your quotes, DogPeePoo

This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children

I’m not your pal, friend!

I also don’t qualify, and I’m saddled with $60k of student debt for the foreseeable future with very little idea of how to ever change that depressing fact, but sure, congrats to those who do qualify! Sucks to suck for us, eh

👉🏼👉🏼

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I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊

I feel like a matchmaker of memes