the amount of bigoted dipshits confident that they’re going through the pearly gates has me half convinced they’re right and half convinced that i’m not missing out on a whole lot

1984 or something idk i dont read

i heard aquaman is buying flooded houses to rent out to the fishies

your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey’s paw curls all but one finger: the middle

im on it

my dog doesn’t piss and shit in toilets 🤠

starsector deserves so much more popularity. 10/10 would cause the collapse of civilization using hyperillegal ai cores that accelerated the collapse in the first place while getting blackmailed by those self same ai cores again

no, obviously not

but what is love?

🥺

how can people know if you’re bluffing if you don’t even know if you’re bluffing?

🤠

confirm that ‘bongo obliterator’ mia will be allowed to ‘play [client] like bongos’: y/n

i’m giving you a 90 degree tip

you mean a 90 percent tip right?

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❒ B ❒ V ❒

i bet your butt has a crack in it

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment 🥹

another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ