It’s like ai write wrote this comic

“we have middle aged over weight man at home” At home “Dad”

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car insurance

That escalated quickly

But it’s a bitch to strap them on a coyote and get it go where you want it to go. Oh coyote as in a smuggler not the 4 legged canine type

You should ask them if you haven’t already. In a kind way of course.

I was led to believe he was built like a body builder. This has to be fake. /s

A beer is for but a moment but an Internet post is forever.

Meal team six

Wonder if the boots taste different in Indiana…

Their mansions are in gated communities with security keeping out the “undesirables”. Remember “I really don’t care, do you” is the truth about them.

I did love Stardust. Book and movie were both great.

Same. Couldn’t get past the first episode

Plot device in a Neil Gamen book IIRC Edit: the book was American Gods and it’s Gaiman. Interesting read…

Democrats licking boots puts them on shaky ground. FTFY.

Opsec is clean

Don’t forget he met a head of state while wearing a hoodie and no one batted an eye. And shorts! Proud to be an American! /s