It took me a minute to realize how fuckimg perfect this picture is.

Also: me trying to write fucking with swipes: Ducking chucking docking fixing cycling duckling… Apple really doesn’t want me to type it.

MBS! It’s the Michael Burnham Show!

I still think my 2012 Macbook Pro with the Highres screen was peak Apple. It’s been downhill ever since, but the current releases of macOS and iOS are a an extra special kind of crap. The worst part: it’s still miles ahead of Windows.

In my head Discovery will always be ST:MBS - The Michael Burnham Show.

Given his ties to Russia, I believe a fall from a hospital window would be more realistic.

Came here to say this. Also, getting a blow job is being complicit in mass murder.

That’s great until Google finds that one picture of your child at the pool and immediately deletes your CSAM-harboring filthy account.

Ah, the film developing is a reference to spoiling food. Makes sense, thanks. Sorry for being so slow, English is not my native language.

Thanks, but theae were references even I understood immediately. I’m struggling with the connection between lunch meat and film developing.

I’m still waiting for someone to ask for an explanation and someone (possibly else) to provide one.

My home assistant tracks the power usage of my washing machine (via a Tasmota plug) and notifies me when the power goes under a threshold for a few minutes. Which happens at the end of the washing cycle.

No instruments, just a microphone to talk to ChatGPT.

The article mentions ‘the crazy eight’. I’m surprised now one has labeled them ‘The Hateful Eight’. Yet.

Wonder how long it takes for the first Tesla driver to total his car this way…