The thing that stuck with me was: “TWO!”

Were you guys eating coffee grounds in your 5th grade science class? Your next teacher either hated it because you guys were bouncing off the walls or loved it because you were all wide awake and paying attention.

Amen to that. Here’s to quiet evenings.

Btw, totally random but your username is tripping me out because I knew someone with the last name of Steele and he was quite…gifted in that department.

Boring is definitely subjective. I was just telling my husband last night as we were watching a live stream from some bar in Florida, and there was a bachelorette party in the crowd, how imagining myself in that group, I’m already bored just 5 minutes in. Would much rather be home with my own comforts and entertainment.

I’ve often wished for a searchable brain. No more not being able to think of that thing or someone’s name or what exactly happened when.

Same. I just wanted to see if my Honda could keep up with that Supra. So we were going around that speed (my 145mph speedometer was maxed) and weaving in and out of traffic. The risks I took as a younger person!🤦🏽‍♀️ Just glad I didn’t kill anyone.

I’m an old lady now, don’t drive like one but definitely much safer.

The guy we buy our edibles from indeed uses a whole ounce in every batch. I only have a nibble and my husband eats half of whatever it is, muffin or brownie.

<3 your username

some kind of religious trauma support group

I have been a part of maybe 3 different groups (it’s been a while) and used to attend some regularly. That was pretty much it for us–a support group where people shared how they were raised and how they came to leave their religion.

I also met with FFRF people a couple of times–once to join a “walk” to raise funds for a cause that had nothing to do with religion or atheism, and another to help erect a solstice/reason sign for the holidays.

I agree there are some weirdos, but it sounds like OP just happened to join a particularly odd group.

In November 1988, I traveled to Yugoslavia and met the Medjugorje visionaries who claim that Mary, the mother of Jesus, appears to them.

Updates: Yugoslavia no longer exists. I am now an atheist.

We had spinach and cheese ravioli in mushroom marinara sauce, rosemary and parmesan bread on the side.

Our cat has been trying to kill us for 21 years. He wasn’t feeling well recently, but after a vet visit and meds, I knew he was feeling better as soon as he darted across my path and I almost tripped.

I’m a woman, and what bothers me is when the woman is not believable in that role. Men are generally stronger than women – that’s just a fact. But some women are exceptionally strong and trained in combat. If you’re going to cast someone in a role that’s supposed to show us a strong woman, then for fuck’s sake, she’d better be a strong woman, not a gorgeous woman who just looks great in a tank top and a sheen of sweat. It’s obvious she would be easily overpowered by any of her male opponents, but we’re supposed to believe that she’s kicking all their asses.

Someone else suggested Alien would be accused of wokeness had it been released today. I don’t think so. Ripley was just a regular, somewhat fit woman, and the things she did were believable for someone with her physique and level of training. That’s why that movie works.

Mine was a '91 GT, and there’s another commenter whose first car was a '92 Escort wagon. I guess the Ford Escort makes for a great first car.

I remember being able to start my car, then take the key out and lock the doors while the engine warmed up. Could also turn the ignition with a coin.

I’m terrified of going into lakes and rivers because of what might find its way into my skin.

Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.

That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD

Here’s a really dumb one I made up that my husband loves for some reason.

Q: What did the leprechaun say when he was kicked in the balls?

A: Menard’s!

I do this too. Great comfort food, and quite healthy.

Lewdle is actually a game. It’s Wordle but only with naughty words.

https://www.lewdlegame.com/