Is anything, really?

So it talks to your media box exclusively and your media box summons the streaming services?

starts smoking while you hear rocks being ground up

The challenge is those 20 years old Windows 3.1 software apps they still use

Fuckin’ conversators with their ‘eye contact’ its just bullshit.

Cybertruck = Homer car

Time to harvest its succulent body meat from within its carapace

Violence is only acceptable against the poors.

The parched hillsides with sparse vegetation don’t accommodate many tonnes of water being dumped onto them from the air.

Its a Chinese idiom that works very well

You are the fartographer after all

They fart in each others mouth then blow it like vapor back into the originators nostrils

I am left and this is so fucking true though. So many pussy-ass towel wringing gutless cowards just want to pick bones out of tofu than actually act to make a meaningful difference because they are frozen with indecision over acadmic moral quandries

That ssntenx scra.med mynbrain thogs

My grandfather drove a truck for the Finnish Army in WWII and helped drive them out of the country.

Lemmy feels like wet underwear but its like warm wet so if you just kinda go with it and forget that it feels weird then you’re not actually uncomfortable.

About $60 CAD per month for talk/text with 50GB data which is average for here

A Pixel 8 on contract was free for me if I commit three years with my provider. I think I will get seven years support from GOS which is a worthy enough lifespan for an everyday smartphone

Like some groteque misshapen hairy vagina

This is the flag of grovelling authoritarian bootlickers who all think that submission to an autocrat makes them rugged individualists